Well here is something from somewheres else...

I know this is two in the same day....but hey boredom as gotten the better of me.
These are taken form my never read blog on my myspace....so that makes two blogs that dont get read...

Right, right, right...
Yeah I know...
Don't worry, I know what I am doing...
I think I have this figured out...
Which way does the diagram go...
I got it...
Head's up...
This may be loud...
You might want to stand behind that...
Incoming...
Don't try this at home...
I'm a trained professional...
I took a class on this...once...
I didn't think it would be this easy...
Nice, it comes with extra parts...
...famous last words...
...if you hear any of these phrases from me, run and hide...


and


Sleep my dear friend, how do you do?
Oh me, I am well. It's been a while though.
Oh yeah, I miss you too. I just have been too busy.
You are great company don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Yes, I know. You get shoved aside all the time.
Yeah, you are very important.
No, I am not avoiding you.
No, why would someone say that?
I insure you, I am not cheating on you. You are very important to me.
No, no, no, I do love you...with all my heart.
Yes, I will be seeing you soon.
O.k. I guess it is time for us to go.
See you tomorrow when I have the time.